Penguin HaikuPenguins must dress wellTo cover up the sad factThat they cannot fly.
HHGttG Entry on... FangirlsGuide Entry #2969The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of fangirls.Fangirls are a type of human infected with a disease known only as 'fangirlism'. It only infects the female population (although there is a similar form of the disease that affects the male population; see 'fanboyism'. It is far less common though). Symptoms include giggle fits, mental nosebleeds (see 'anime clichés' for more on this odd phenomenon), fainting, squealing, writing/drawing/reading/viewing/enjoying X-rated drawings/comics/stories.Fangirlism is quite a horrible disease indeed. Victims become addicted to their 'fandom', which is whatever they are a fan of. The typical causes are…-cute movie actors-TV shows with cute actors-Japanese anime with cute guys-Japanese comics (known as manga) with cute guys-Video games with cute guys…The Guide is sensing a trend here.Once an innocent victim is ensnared, she becomes slowly obsessed. Most fangirlism develops between the ages of 1
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